Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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