i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Is this like a preordered booty call?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I enjoy the company of your penis
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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