I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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