yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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