oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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