he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
