Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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