matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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