do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
These tits shall not be calmed
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