i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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