I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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