how can u be prego again
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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