i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You can't just leave with hair like that
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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