If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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