Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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