My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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