They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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