it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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