he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Terrible idea I love it
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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