Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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