Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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