Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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