I wanna bring you to show and tell
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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