physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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