Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I look better un-naked...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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