She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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