pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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