Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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