Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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