i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I will pee on everything he values.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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