I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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