Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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