Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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