I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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