: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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