I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
