Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Bang-toberfest begins!!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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