You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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