his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
