4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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