Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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