I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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