Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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