I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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