Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
another moral hangover. fuck.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
