Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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