Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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