She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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