My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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