i just google imaged poop.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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