I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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